Re-Caption Family Circus #14

Re-Caption Family Circus #13

"I'm putting granddad's ashes in here in case he gets hungry." (by madmonkey2)

Re-Caption Family Circus #12

"That'll come in handy when you look for a job that requires experience drawing crappy barn animals" (by dylanmarvin)

Re-Caption Family Circus #11

Hey, Mom!!! Do we have enough batteries for this one? (by icepigs)

Re-Caption Family Circus #10

"He laid it himself" (by V1ctorya)

Re-Caption Family Circus #9

"Okay, Mom. I checked out the broom--nothing's wrong with it.
My guess is the house is dirty 'cause you're just plain lazy." (by dylanmarvin)

Re-Caption Family Circus #8

"Look Daddy! Two eyes, and that long, dark hair makes a mouth!" (by hotweaselsoup)

Re-Caption Family Circus #7

"Dad, PJ is mumbling something about being the 'keymaster' and having to find Gozer. . . ." (by V1ctorya)

Re-Caption Family Circus #6

"And that's how 'Free Willy 4: Back To Nature' ends. Now go get me your stuffed puppydog and I'll show you 'Old Yeller'." (by MeanMrMustard)

Re-Caption Family Circus #5

It's not PJ that worries me, but what crawled out of his stomach and ran upstairs. (by V1ctorya)

Re-Caption Family Circus #4

"Daddy, my balls dropped!" (by unzercharlie)

Re-Caption Family Circus #3

"But dad! You said 'Not on the couch. Make him shit on the carpet'!"
"Dolly, I said sit." (by oilcorner)

Re-Caption Family Circus #2

"C'mon people! Would it really be so hard to defrag and cleanup once in a while?!
I mean seriously, am I the only one who notices this thing running like an f'ing 286?!
Realplayer?! Dolly, get your a$$ in here!" (by joshawil)

Re-Caption Family Circus #1


"Hey Billy, what part of the dog did you get?" (by madmonkey2)

Re-Caption Family Circus 2006


The rules are simple.
You've seen the countless re-captioned strips around the internet. So why do we do it too? Because we do everything better than everyone. Fact.
Every day (around this time) I'll post a new Family Circus strip minus the gag-line.
Your mission is to provide one. A secretz staffer will pick the winner each day.
But feel free to "vote" for your favorite captions of others as well. ie. "haha! I like icepigs' answer the best!"
Feel free to post your captions here or in the other place.

So without further ado, let's ado this thang.